Okay..i know it's cliche for two of the biggest (or one big one not-so-big) celebrities to "pair up" per say but it starts like this.... it's simple really...

someone+someone=happiness 2nd someone+someone else= flop!


  So our story here is similar...As Brian Hugh Warner (known specifically as his antichrist shock-rocker alter-ego Marilyn Manson) was pacing back and forth in his Los  Angeles, California hotel room, memories of him and Dita Von Teese randomly popped into his head. "That's what you get for being sober..." A small voice in the back of his head teased. Marilyn shook his head.

"Brian, what's the matter? you've been pacing for an hour. You need to write more songs for the album." Jeordie White (known as cross-dressing bassist Twiggy Ramirez)

"I'm....not....sure" Brian was dazed and looking out the window at the screeching children outside and groaned. "Shut them up Jeordie..."


   "Uh..May 1st..." Jeordie reminded the older man of the deadline of their upcoming album "Born Villian" " Help meeeee!"


   Brian sat on the couch next to Jeordie, frowning (as Jeordie remarks, Brian looked like he was about to cry.) "yo antichrist superstar, what's wrong?"  


"It's D-Dita..." A tear fell from the rockstar's cheek as he sobbed.